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Grandpa Joe Says "Don't Jerk me off I got my own two hands."
Grandpa Joe's review of the 4th. As translated by his grandson Jesus.
Bucks brother took his junk out and waved it at the bartender then the Band laid down a cool grove with some new young funk on it. Man {he paused here and shook his head and then yelled loudly} made me wanna smack dat ass!! There was a fine Philly dancing the shit out that up front (he bit his thumb and then grabbed my shirt and whispered.) Grandpa walks through a minefield to caress some of that son. {He straightened my shirt then collected himself and replied) That shit was funny with the Hinder and man that new son of a bitch sang pretty.
{He started laughing uncontrollably and then took a deep breath and through his giggles said}That mofo Rusty can drink a fish under the table. That crazy bastard would jump out of the damn concord if they ran out of Rum. {He got on a roll now almost roger and Ebert like) Man I give those motherhumpers two thumbs way the fuck up on that second set and Sanchez rocked out that sound of the rain with his bro Vinnie in da house. Once again Pat laid down the ass smacking groove in that lovely song about going down by those Bush lovers. Even the Rusty man let some titties fly in that rain man those fills we're slammin the taint and sippin the paint. I noticed we had motherfuckers from all over the planet in the house Tampa and up the funking state and even those cryptic boys we're there but damn those phillies dancing up front umm{He then ran to the bathroom and I guess thats all he's giving today}
Grandpa Joe's review of the 29th. As translated by his grandson Jesus.
"Shit boy I tell you it don't come but once a year like Santa Claus to bad for his misses on that.I had to make the run it was all you can seat night at the titty club and you know I be a skin lover and shit. Beer ass and wings GOOOOD DDDAAAMN boy that almost heaven." Which means ...He didn't go.
Grandpa Joe's review of the 10th. As translated by His Grandson Jesus.
"Damn those sons of bitches rocked that place Hugh Jorgen wore his tight trousers and gyrated wildly to a lovely rendition of plush and angel eyes. That bastard
Sanchez played the shit out of that sound of rain and Rusty let it all hang out for some wild shit in a few of those tunes.
Damn that was some fast ass bush the SOBs played too I be a fast Bush Lover and shit"
"That Buck he took that (unintelligible) and he pulled that mofo right into that (something else I can't understand when he gets all crazy)then he really laid it down"
At this point in the review Grandpa Joe Started breathing real heavy and spitting a lot when he spoke so I broke out an Umbrella.
"When Pat Mine laid down that cool ass grove the monkey started swinging and the hoe damn place let cool aid run free." I have no idea what he means but it sure sounds good.
"Babe were shaken their shit shaken what da momma gave em" That I think I understand.
"Boy let me tell you the prospects were fine and the hammer was at attention and man they attract a sweet ass looking clientele mother sticking damn that shit was sweet all the way to the sheets I went home screaming for some of that action!" I think he means there were some pleasant looking people at the establishment.At this point he ran to the bathroom and didn't come out so thats all for the review.
Grandpa Joes favorite Quote's
1 "One in the mouth is worth two in the bush"- RJA
2 "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." - Winston Churchill
3 "Don't Jerk Me Off I got My own Two Hands." - Grandpa Joe
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